$700,000,000,000!!!

Al writes:

That's alot of f*ckin' money! The press has even been throwing the "D" word around... "In order to stave off a depression, blah, blah, blah..."

9/22/2008 6:29:47 AM

milhouse writes:

nah its not real money.

9/22/2008 8:56:44 AM

Al writes:

Then I could buy Boardwalk and Park Place like a billion times over.

9/22/2008 9:19:57 AM

milhouse writes:

you could, but you'd have to get out of jail without collecting 200 first.

9/22/2008 9:30:57 AM

milhouse writes:

i mean, how do you get out of jail to collect the $$ if you dont have the $$ to get out???

tough spot man.

9/22/2008 9:31:25 AM

Al writes:

That's 140 billion packs of smokes!... (in New Hampshire)

9/22/2008 9:52:21 AM

Al writes:

35 billion cases of LaBatts....

9/22/2008 10:27:12 AM

chippa writes:

Al you and me should buy a sh*tload of coke

9/22/2008 10:42:01 AM

Al writes:

How much coke is that?

9/22/2008 11:08:14 AM

chippa writes:

Can't you read?

I said a sh*tload

I bet we could double the money in a week or two and still have enough left over to be firing back bumps the whole time

plus it's fun to have a sh*tload of coke around because you can go up to people and tell them "hey I got a sh*tload of coke"

9/22/2008 11:17:57 AM

Al writes:

It is great chick bait

9/22/2008 11:28:52 AM

Al writes:

And watch your internet tone with me! I'm sensitive to that shit. I haven't been around in a while.

9/22/2008 11:31:50 AM

Al writes:

Now, back to the coke idea.... I suppose it's enough coke for everyone to definitely stave off depression. I think you're on to something, man.

9/22/2008 11:34:19 AM

Jennifer writes:

And with all that coke, who needs to eat? Forcing us into a glut of food which will drive food prices down. And everyone will walk everywhere... so there goes your gas prices.

9/22/2008 11:36:56 AM

BarbieK writes:

Al, why are you home today? Did you hurt yourself? And if so, Milhouse would like to know the story behind it.

9/22/2008 11:37:22 AM

milhouse writes:

i need to know.

9/22/2008 11:40:08 AM

Al writes:

lol... Tell Rawg to move along, there's nothing to see here.
Just home for a bit of paper work, and then off to take down some trees... I need more firewood!
Tell him to keep hope... I'll be working with a chain saw the rest of the day!

9/22/2008 11:41:40 AM

Al writes:

Although... the other day, we dropped a tree right on a ground nest of yellow jackets. Must've been a hundred of them bastards! I got away in time, but the dogs... they took the brunt of it.

9/22/2008 11:44:30 AM

chippa writes:

Well if you're going to be out in the woods with a chainsaw and some dogs it's probably a good idea to have a sh*tload of coke with you

9/22/2008 11:48:03 AM

Al writes:

well, if I had 700 billion... I would

9/22/2008 11:52:50 AM

milhouse writes:

like you guys are talking about coca-cola?

9/22/2008 11:59:59 AM

chippa writes:

Al I have a bunch of sick time I need to use up before the end of the year-

I'll take a day off and you and me can drop acid and whip around in the woods with a sh*tload of coke and a chainsaw and maybe a tazer- I have a pit bull and another dog who is a complete sh*thead and I know where we can get a sh*tload of coke and my dogs sometimes do coke

9/22/2008 12:05:28 PM

Al writes:

sounds good but we need to steal a car first. After all, if we're gonna whip around in the woods, it has to be in a stolen car.
Preferably an SUV... my dog's are really BIG sh*theads.

9/22/2008 12:11:27 PM

swanee writes:

Al doesn't get sick time, his boss is a cheap pr!ck.

9/22/2008 12:12:06 PM

chippa writes:

WELL IF WE'RE GOING TO BE DOING A SH*TLOAD OF COKE WE'LL HAVE TO STEAL SOMETHING WITH SOME BALLS LIKEA F*CKING PORSCHE RICH PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A F*CK IF YOU SRTEAL THEIR CARS ANYWAYS BECAUSE THEY HAVE A SH*TLOAD OF MONEY AND THEY JUST BUY MORE OF WHATEVER THE F*CK YOU STOLE IN THE FIRST PLACE LIKE IF YOU STEAL A GUY'S LEXUS HE JUST GOES 'F*CK IT I HAVE A F*CKLOAD OF MONEY, I'LL JUST GO BUY TWO MORE F*CKING LEXUSES' SO WE'LL GET A PORSCHE BUT PUT BIG ASS BALLOON TIRES ON IT AND GO F*CKING COKE DOG ASS FOURWHEELING

9/22/2008 12:15:35 PM

chippa writes:

F*CK HIS BOSS THEN WE'LL SHOOT HIM IN THE TEETH AND STEAL HIS COKE

9/22/2008 12:16:29 PM

Al writes:

Try to keep up!... I'm self-employed!!!
and why are you yelling? maybe we should get you a sh*tload of weed

9/22/2008 12:25:49 PM

chippa writes:

I'M NOT YELLING I'M JUST TRYING TO E N U N C I A T E THIS SH*T BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE YOU F*CKS AREN'T GETTING THE BIG PICTURE- THE DOWN LOW HOOHAA THE F*CKING SKINNY I F*CKING KNOW YOU'RE SELF EMPLOYED WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M SOME KIND OF F*CKING IDIOT I KEEP PITCHING THEM AND YOU KEEP MISSING THEM WHAT THE F*CK I HOPE WE DON'T RUN OUT OF COKE THE DOGS LOOK PRETTY F*CKING PISSED

9/22/2008 12:37:50 PM

chippa writes:

LET'S DO A SH*TLOAD OF COKE ON ELECTION DAY THAT WOULD BE AWESOME WHOA ONE OF RTHEM TOOK A SH*T ON THE CARPET OH NOP NEVER MIND THAT'S MY WALLET HEY WHY IS THAT F*CKER ON THE FLOOR WHAT THE F*CK WHICH ONE OF YOU F*CKS TOOK OH NO NEVER MIND I THREW THAT AT THE DOG BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T SHUT THE F*CK UP SHUT THE F*CK UP SHUT THE F*CK UP SHUT THE SH*T UP OH F*CK i JUST STEPPED IN SH*T OH NO NEVER MIND THAT'S MY WALLET

9/22/2008 12:41:22 PM

chippa writes:

F*CKING WALLET SMELLS LIKE SH*T

9/22/2008 12:41:59 PM

BarbieK writes:

breathe Chippa, breathe

9/22/2008 12:44:51 PM

Al writes:

Well, when you put it in one big run-on sentence with all caps...
Then it all makes complete f*cking sense! Why didn't I see it before?

9/22/2008 12:45:06 PM

milhouse writes:

you should switch to diet sprite.

9/22/2008 12:45:24 PM

chippa writes:

AL DON'T WORRY WE'LL TEACH YOUR BOSS THAT NO GOOD SON OF A F*CKING BUILDING BLOCK WE'LL SH*T DOWN HIS CHIMNEY AND THEN BURN DOWN HIS F*CKING HOUSE

YOU AND ME

WHO F*CKING PUT A COUPON FOR RIBBON CANDY IN MY WALLET?

9/22/2008 12:48:37 PM

chippa writes:

GET ME SOME F*CKIING RIIIIIIIIIIIIBBON CAAAAAAAAAAAANDY AND SMASH IT INTO LITTLE TINY BITS AND THEN EAT IT OUT OF A BOWL WITH A SPOON LIKE FRUITY F*CKING PEBBLES EXCEPT THAT SH*T ISN'T RAAAAAAAAAAINBOW COLORED IT'S PLAID WHAT THE F*CK

9/22/2008 12:51:02 PM

chippa writes:

I F*CKING SMELL BURNING HAIR

9/22/2008 12:51:28 PM

chippa writes:

F*CKING DOG WON'T STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT IT'S F*CKING WEIRD

9/22/2008 12:52:14 PM

Al writes:

I've had a shitload of fun, but I have to mail some bills (Maybe people will PAY ME THE F*CKING MONEY THEY OWE ME?!?!) and get my ass started on those trees.
From the looks of it, you guys seem to have everything out of control here, so...... toodles

9/22/2008 12:52:52 PM

chippa writes:

F*CK THIS I'M GOING TO CHUCK E CHEESE TO PLAY SKEEBALL

9/22/2008 12:53:29 PM

Al writes:

I'd drop the tree right on that motherf*cker if he kept staring at me like that! Stupid f*cking shepherd will look like a dachsund when I'm done!

9/22/2008 12:55:58 PM

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