SCHOOLYARD FIGHT (CHYLDZPLAY'S GIG THIS WEEKEND)
Listen up motherf*ckers
Don't you dare f*cking hijack this thread, it's f*cking serious as hell
Good Luck finding THIS place, seriously, I don't even think it's on Mapquest
The Hawk's Nest Tavern in
*get this*
WHITINSVILLE!!!!!!
Saturday August 2nd, 9:30 till
I've never been to the place, but I heard it's near where a Walgreens used to be
we'll be covering your favorite 80s blah blah go f*ck yourself, hows that?
show up ANYWHERE in Whitinsville Saturday night and I will seriously put you in a burlap bag and throw you down a flight of f*cking stairs
7/29/2008 9:01:56 AM
Yeah I got there too
it was depressing
poor bastard- I wonder why he got the sh*t kicked out of him
We regret to announce that a very cute puppy was run over in the parking lot just a few short minutes ago
Now without further ado, the comedy stylings of Homer Simpson!!
7/29/2008 9:44:55 AM
I'd say you should offer your gig money to the poor bastard. What's the exchange rate for American currency in Whitinsville?
7/29/2008 10:10:26 AM
what the f*ck is gig money?
7/29/2008 10:21:17 AM
"I wonder why he got the sh*t kicked out of him"
F@cker plays bass, what else do you have to know?
7/29/2008 10:29:58 AM
yeah I guess the motherf*cker was asking for it
7/29/2008 10:31:43 AM
It's always the good looking guys in the band that take the beatin'
7/29/2008 10:40:39 AM
I often wish I had one of those pontoon boats that they whip around the bayou in hunting for nutria and alligators and such and I'd tote around a great deal of miscellaneous items with me like twine and different expired magazine subscription cards and maybe some lemons and then when I was going at a real good clip I could throw all that sh*t up in the air and it would fall back towards the propeller and then I could say "well I guess the sh*t really hit the fan this time"
7/29/2008 10:56:07 AM
Chippa, Beef has a pontoon boat. He'll set you right up with that adventure.
7/29/2008 10:59:27 AM
really?
WTFNG Laboeuf!
7/29/2008 11:01:54 AM
Those are fan boats you boor, thought maybe the fact that you used the term fan in the description mighta tipped you off.
lh3.ggpht.com/_tvo0beopc_a/rv...Take a ride with these fellas, the guy on the left says you got a purdy mouth.
7/29/2008 11:13:13 AM
I WAS SETTING UP A PUNCHLINE
If you say fan at the BEGINNING of the story and then sh*t everyone will see what's coming-
Looky here
Comedy works like this-
set-up
props
punchline
set-up: Guy walks into his local submarine sandwich shop, figuring he can get himself a nice fried fish sandwich, maybe a orange Hi-C
props: Tube Top, Little Miss Muffet wig, pontoon boat
Punchline: Homeboy gets the sandwich unwrapped at his table and has no idea what the f*ck it is because the bun isn't the exact same size as the fish so he asks if they have chicken nuggets or dinosaurs n cheese
7/29/2008 11:28:42 AM
Oh, ok...now I get it.
set-up
props
punchline
set-up: Wife comes home from a hard days work and the husband is reading a romance novel and he hasn't started dinner because Oprah is on and the boys are playing with matches.
props: matches, an frying pan, and Rachel Ray's latest cookbook.
Punchline: The kids set Dad's frilly apron on fire while the wife brains him with the frying pan for burning dinner.
7/29/2008 11:36:14 AM
Pretty good except you forgot that the romance novel would have got shoved up my ass
that's an easy site gag, you have to be on the watch for those
and I don't know that 'braining' was a good choice of words, maybe something with a little more alliteration- try and get a boing or a ding in there
7/29/2008 11:44:20 AM
OK, got it.
7/29/2008 11:46:27 AM
Lat and Long for Whitinsville. Looked for a Zip code but they haven't established mail service out there yet.
7/29/2008 11:48:35 AM
Chyldz Play has a singer drummer bass 2 guitars and a sherpa
7/29/2008 11:59:53 AM
Gonna need an extra large bag of breadcrumbs to find your way outta that town.
7/29/2008 12:02:05 PM
Whitinsville sounds like a Dutch colony.
7/29/2008 12:04:11 PM
It's the birthplace of nutella
7/29/2008 12:05:59 PM
Whitinsville is where I bought the asbestos to insulate my children's bunk beds
7/29/2008 12:09:44 PM
Mmm spread that on flatbread and bake it. Good stuff.
7/29/2008 12:10:08 PM
Nutella, not asbestos.
7/29/2008 12:10:25 PM
Last warning
show up at this motherf*cker and I will wrestle you to the f*cking ground
8/2/2008 2:04:27 PM
sounds like a pretty gay time if you ask me.....
You 2 F*cking kill me.
8/2/2008 10:42:11 PM
dudes, i have a gig on uranus, any of you klingons want to come?
8/3/2008 12:49:12 AM
set-up (i have a gig)
props (your anus)
punchline ( want to come?)
8/3/2008 12:49:45 AM
i'll be here all week folks, the roast beef is great.
8/3/2008 12:50:08 AM
dont forget to tip the bar backs folks.
8/3/2008 12:50:23 AM
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