YOU ARE NOT INVITED

chippa writes:

Listen up motherf*ckers

I will f*cking choke you if you show up-

Chyldz Play Thursday Night July 3rd at the LUCKY DOG in Worcester MA

we're opening for a Flock of Assholes-

They play 80s pop-

we play 80s metal

What are you thinking? Warrant? Poison? Damn Yankees? Priest?

Oh yeah, that's what we play and we play it f*cking loud, that's why you're not invited-

there's some f*cking speedwagon in there too, oh yeah I said speedwagon SPEEDWAGON LISTEN UP I TELL YOU

We are renting a bus from Uxbridge (like any of you f*ckpoles know where the f*ck Uxbridge is) and are dieseling in 30 people out of the gate, hopefully some other f*ckpiles show up- this is gonna be a big night (long holiday weekend- listen up sh*t for brains) we're going to have a big night- We're filming the sonofabitcher, I may even google some song lyrics before this

anybody mentions lowellrocks and they get elbowed in the face

Chyldz Play has a rhythm guitarist AND a lead guitarist, but I have no idea which is f*cking which

I went out yesterday and bought a wig

Motherf*ckers

and for the record if you don't know the difference between a f*ckpile and a f*ckpole (and there's a big f*cking difference) go f*ck yourself

Actually go f*ckyourself anyway

July 3rd at the Lucky Dog- it's the old Sir Morgan's Cove- that's what it was the last time I played there

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6/30/2008 7:37:58 PM

solvocals writes:

I just pissed myself........thanks

6/30/2008 7:43:14 PM

Erin writes:

Hey Rob and I are actually gonna be out that way on Thursday night.... We'll stop by if we can! :-D

6/30/2008 7:49:25 PM

solvocals writes:

O, this is REAL????? Hahahahahahahahahahaha

6/30/2008 7:53:16 PM

Erin writes:

LoL yeah it is. haha

6/30/2008 7:53:39 PM

milhouse writes:

is that real tomato catchup Eddie?

6/30/2008 7:55:31 PM

swanee writes:

"We are renting a bus from Uxbridge"

Great, I'll take the shuttle outta Pig's Knuckle Arkansas...it's closer.

6/30/2008 8:05:19 PM

chippa writes:

Go f*ck yourself you f*cking poacher

You're not invited anyways

6/30/2008 8:06:24 PM

BarbieK writes:

Seriously, do you just look for gigs that are far away?

6/30/2008 8:06:58 PM

Erin writes:

am too.

6/30/2008 8:06:59 PM

chippa writes:

Far away from what?

This is where I live!

6/30/2008 8:08:11 PM

swanee writes:

What's it like not having cable yet?

6/30/2008 8:09:13 PM

BarbieK writes:

This is Lowell Rocks, baby. Not Worcester Rocks or Gloucester Rocks or friggin Athol Rocks. Get with the program, motherf*cker.

6/30/2008 8:09:19 PM

milhouse writes:

he's got a short wave though, it works reall good.

6/30/2008 8:10:21 PM

swanee writes:

And it's not Jupiter Rocks either, 'cause you might as well live there you f%ckin alien...

6/30/2008 8:10:25 PM

BarbieK writes:

Shut your pie hole, Allston Boy.

6/30/2008 8:10:51 PM

BarbieK writes:

oops, sorry Swanee. LOL I got caught up in the Chippa-ness

6/30/2008 8:11:13 PM

swanee writes:

Yeah, but we've got diversity here woman!

6/30/2008 8:11:25 PM

BarbieK writes:

And mad dear ticks.

6/30/2008 8:11:57 PM

BarbieK writes:

deer*

6/30/2008 8:12:05 PM

swanee writes:

Not like Methuen were ballots come in 30 languages...including Jupiterese...

6/30/2008 8:12:08 PM

BarbieK writes:

Methuen is the social mecca of northern massachusetts. We have "The Loop". Plus, we can go buy cheap booze in salem and be up at Hampton in less than an hour.

6/30/2008 8:13:10 PM

swanee writes:

hu-fuck!n-ray.

6/30/2008 8:13:37 PM

BarbieK writes:

Oh keep laughing Mr. "Oh I'm on my daily walk along the Charles"
How's that Lyme Disease treatin' ya?

6/30/2008 8:14:33 PM

milhouse writes:

and they got lawns.

TAKE THAT LAWRENCE!

6/30/2008 8:14:38 PM

BarbieK writes:

That's right! *shakes a fist at Lawrence*

6/30/2008 8:15:18 PM

swanee writes:

I gotta fold laundry, drink some hooch and watch 10,000 years BC (Boston College) so leave me the f@ck outta this I'm gone.

...and I have just enough for a bowlful so DO NOT HARSH MY MELLOW!!!

6/30/2008 8:15:35 PM

BarbieK writes:

See ya Wednesday, sugarlips.

6/30/2008 8:16:13 PM

milhouse writes:

wait this is REAL???

6/30/2008 8:24:58 PM

BarbieK writes:

What's real?

6/30/2008 8:27:31 PM

milhouse writes:

FvCKn WOWZZASS

6/30/2008 8:27:47 PM

milhouse writes:

they serve Zima Gold at the lucky dog?

because pinto will go if they do.

6/30/2008 8:28:19 PM

Musicmall writes:

Bumping up the gigs that are happening this weekend

7/1/2008 12:08:49 PM

milhouse writes:

well the gig is happening.

any time chippa puts on his blond wig and heels its happenning.

7/1/2008 12:10:31 PM

Erin writes:

LMMFAO.... I love this day....

7/1/2008 12:30:33 PM

swanee writes:

I hate this day...it's my ex-wifes birthday.

3 years ago for her birthday I gave her half of my sh!t.

7/1/2008 1:09:06 PM

chippa writes:

A box of rasberry pop tarts, four Hi-C juice boxes and a left purple Chuck Taylor

7/1/2008 1:56:27 PM

SCOTT 1000 writes:

i have my own helmet, can i ride up front?

7/1/2008 4:53:32 PM

chippa writes:

That photo was taken in the privacy of my home and was meant to be shared by two consenting adults, there was an unspoken respect

I can't believe what a b*tch my wife is

7/2/2008 10:12:24 AM

swanee writes:

SCOTT 1000 I'd stay outta WIsta this Thursday if you have you won helmet because Chippa likes to touch helmets as a pre-gig ritual.

7/2/2008 10:23:58 AM

milhouse writes:

actually, chippa won't make the gig....

<---- chipparella will be taking over lead vox for the night.

7/2/2008 10:33:08 AM

swanee writes:

^
^
^
I've seen better heads on nickle beers.

7/2/2008 10:46:27 AM

chippa writes:

f*cking vultures

7/2/2008 3:35:01 PM

milhouse writes:

Chippa, did you ever find Amanda?

Amanda Hugnkz?

7/2/2008 4:26:03 PM

swanee writes:

Chippa is the reason I drink in the morning.

7/3/2008 6:59:07 AM

swanee writes:

Chippa is the reason I want to live in the greater Milford area.

7/3/2008 6:59:37 AM

swanee writes:

Chippa makes me want to be a better man.

7/3/2008 7:00:00 AM

Erin writes:

chip what time is this tonight you a-hole?

7/3/2008 8:15:13 AM

chippa writes:

We play at 10:30 I believe

If you come I'll introduce you to my bitch wife-

That picture is nothing by the way- I have a whole f*cking scenario I'm creating- My voice gave out yesterday so I have to make up for it with prancing, costumery, and all around sh*t-headedness

If you go to a flock of assholes myspace page you can print out a coupon to get you in the door free, I think the cover is somewheres around five bucks- lemme go search for a link

7/3/2008 8:41:07 AM

Erin writes:

stop talking about your wife like that. The woman has to be a friggin saint to put up with you and you sh*t.

7/3/2008 8:44:18 AM

chippa writes:

OMG these guys are ridiculous

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All I did was call her a b*tch- she took a photo of me in a compromising position and sent the motherf*cker to milhouse, what would you call that?

It's common knowledge that I am a degenerate f*ck asshole, did you think I would be married to the Queen of f*cking England?

Plus nobody else thinks she's a b*tch, because she's nice to everyone and then gives me the old bum's rush

Unless they're in the band Milhouse

then she's a b*tch

to everyone else she's fine as paint

like the Queen of f*cking England

7/3/2008 8:50:37 AM

chippa writes:

seriously folks, take my wife, please!

7/3/2008 9:01:59 AM

milhouse writes:

she's a saint alright... a st. bernard.

just fkn kidding around.

7/3/2008 10:20:27 AM

Erin writes:

Milhouse sent me that pic too chip. I saved it.

7/3/2008 11:42:06 AM

chippa writes:

I saw the f*cking thing on a billboard on my way to the gym today-

Go f*ck yourselves you f*cking vultures

I'm going swimming

7/3/2008 11:50:21 AM

swanee writes:

going to the gym? You still handing out towels partime?

7/3/2008 11:51:42 AM

chippa writes:

I was there shopping for tights

you f*cking seagull

7/3/2008 11:53:14 AM

Erin writes:

they play first or you do?

7/3/2008 12:15:30 PM

Erin writes:

HEY JERK! need info! jebus

7/3/2008 2:09:27 PM

milhouse writes:

Erin if you didnt go to berklee, you are not invited to this gig.

besides, this is a no touching gig, and casey will be there.

no touching.

7/3/2008 5:45:32 PM

chippa writes:

We are 2nd-
the flock is last-

My b*tch wife and I are taking off right now!

7/3/2008 6:54:15 PM

BEEF writes:

listen up fuckface.......
I have nothing to add just wanted to type that ........ ballickers!

7/3/2008 8:09:13 PM

Erin writes:

sorry we didn't make it. I was falling asleep at the fireworks bc physical therpay kicked my ass yesterday.

You suck anyhow...

7/4/2008 2:33:42 PM

chippa writes:

Thursday night was f*cking bananas- I don't know how to put up pictures, but my b*tch wife took a bunch so I'll either put them up on my myspace or go f*ck yourself-

whoever moderates our the f*cking chyldz play myspace will put up some pictures too probably

either that or go sh*t in your fist

7/5/2008 12:00:05 PM

milhouse writes:

bananas like as in a bunch of dudes all wearing banana hamocks in a bar together siging we are family drinking zima gold?

yeah you were right erin.

7/6/2008 12:55:28 AM

CrazyCat writes:

Wow, what a bash we just played in East Kingston, NH! (UFO country) The food alone was worth the price of admission. Incredible private fireworks display as well.

Nice sunset pic Barb. Makes me feel like I'm on vacation which I actually am! Going up to North Conway for four days with my girlfriend.

7/6/2008 2:36:40 AM

BarbieK writes:

Thanks Crazy Cat. I took this shot on Friday at a local pond. Have a good vacation.

7/6/2008 4:33:37 AM

milhouse writes:

I was waiting for someone to think of doing a UFO tribute band, coutry style. brilliant!

7/7/2008 10:54:54 AM

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