Who wants to get wet...
.....from the never ending dripping sarcasm of
JIM ZAROULIS of the JIMMY Z PIANO BAR
This Tuesday and EVERY Tuesday night at
The Haluwa Chinese Restaurant and Lounge.
And as always, featuring the Cowbell Enhanced Dave Ayotte
Play one - Drink one is our credo and motto
We play them all night until we're totally blotto!
New tunes for tomorrow night too:
We're going to pay tribute to:
Izzy Stradlin'
Keith Richards
Brad Whitford
Malcom Young
Johnny Colla
The guys without the slide in Lynyrd Skynyrd
And the best part......no piano solos at all tomorrow night where I will be pioneer the emergence of the Rhythm Keyboard Player.
This is a night you don't wanna miss!!!
There's a seat at the Piano Bar waiting for you!!!!
8 - 11
Be there...........or you suck!
6/30/2008 12:00:01 PM
Only if I can be the rhythm guitarist. Unless you think my mp3s suck; in that case, I want to be the lead guitarist, as I can only play cowboy chords in coverband exile.
6/30/2008 12:27:52 PM
Then consider yourself seated right in front!
6/30/2008 12:28:56 PM
Hey JZ....maybe Mike C. knows what key Sweet Home Alabama is in.........
6/30/2008 12:39:36 PM
so there IS piano bar this week..... i had heard a nasty rumor that MAYbe due to the holiday week that it might not be happening..
WHEW!!
i will alert the media and get some people off the ledge....
JZ PIANO BAR IS ON FOR JULY 1!!!!!
6/30/2008 1:54:37 PM
Oh yeah, it's on.
I believe there is no entertainment this weekend though. That may have given people that impression.
6/30/2008 2:05:46 PM
All is right with the world. I should be there right on time. No interfence this week. :)
6/30/2008 2:24:05 PM
I don't want to get wet, just a little sauced.
We'll see you all tomorrow.
6/30/2008 2:31:32 PM
Hey, you two coming out tomorrow night?
Nice!!!
NOW it's a party!
6/30/2008 4:04:50 PM
Are you on the Atomic Clock(tm)?
6/30/2008 4:07:44 PM
We may start a little after 8, but we'll always go after 11.
I've never had an issue with the Atomic Clock. I always start and end on time.
6/30/2008 4:16:21 PM
Gonna be a great night...Pre 4rth Celebration at JZ piano Bar.....
I'm in the mood to sing, Baby!!!
And also In the mood to hand the mic off to other singers....
Come on Down!!!!
NO SWEARING tomorrow night!!!LOL I Swear!!!
Senor
6/30/2008 9:42:05 PM
Case and I may show up...
6/30/2008 9:49:01 PM
Will you dance with me again Erin?
Hope so.....I'll even sing Sinatra...
Come on down!!!!
Senor
6/30/2008 10:44:16 PM
ERIN is coming to Piano Bar?
This really IS going to be a good night!!!
I'll make sure you have a good time this time. I know you didn't have the greatest time at .........the other venue we used to be at.
This will be wicked different, I sway-ah to Gawd!
7/1/2008 2:54:53 AM
If we show our silly selves then of course I will dance avec toi! :)
7/1/2008 7:24:17 AM
7 + 1 = 8
Today is 07/01/08
Oooooh!
Means absolutely nothing, but I like numbers and math and stuff.
(No, I'm not going to quote the music is math discussion).
I'm just plugging tonight's show at the Haluwa!
8 - 11
Come see Swanee (with or without the little lady?)
Erin and Newbie Casey.
And hopefully alot more of our dear friends.
Arigato!
7/1/2008 9:24:58 AM
with.
and piano bars ARE like math.
domo arigato mr. roboto!
7/1/2008 9:36:25 AM
Swanee-Can't wait to see you and Judy. Last night she sent me a text, but I didn't get it until I was out of work.
Piano Bar 2 nite!!!!
7/1/2008 9:43:33 AM
She works 'till 8 tonight so we'll be there probably sometime after 9 Ellen.
7/1/2008 9:44:48 AM
Perfect time to show up!
And no "Mendelssohn" I promise.
7/1/2008 9:47:11 AM
I will more than likely be there this evening. =) I am wide awake now so the chances are good.
7/1/2008 10:14:32 AM
Bumping up the gigs that are happening this week
7/1/2008 12:09:53 PM
Hey, thank you Music Mall.
How about YOU making an appearance too?
7/1/2008 1:45:40 PM
oh no swanees going>? i mean yesssssss ha
7/1/2008 1:52:04 PM
im gonna' wear my best moo moo tonight
7/1/2008 1:52:22 PM
Not much time left... JUst realized this was the thread for tonight-- dont mind me- my daughters finally home and we had a bit of excitement yesterday ( my daughter got her first car---UGH---) so I am really revvved up for tonight-- cant wait to see everybody!!!
7/1/2008 1:53:16 PM
Make sure she doesn't follow you tonight.
7/1/2008 1:56:26 PM
I'm waiting for GtrRockCity to say she's free and I'll probably tag along with her then. . .
7/1/2008 2:41:31 PM
Hey, this is great!
Newcomers!!
We call them PBV's.
(Piano Bar Virgin's)
Don't worry.....it only hurts the first time!
Besides....everybody is doing it!
Every Tuesday night.
Like tonight
July 1st
At The Haluwa!
Jimmy Z's Piano Bar!
8 -11
7/1/2008 2:49:18 PM
It probably won't be tonight that I get there but I will get there this summer.
7/1/2008 3:07:54 PM
Awrite?
I raise a question of great importance.....
Where the hell has Kevin Desmond been?????
He used to be a Tuesday night staple, he was even a Lowell Rocks regular for a while.
Did his tapeworm reoccur??
Is that leprosy thing acting up again?
Is he alright??
Anyone?
Anyone?
Desperately Seeking DESMOND!!!
7/1/2008 3:24:23 PM
He just started a new job yesterday and a band a few weeks ago so I think he's been pretty busy Jim.
7/1/2008 3:32:16 PM
Thanks,
I'm just glad that someone has seen him and had contact with him.
Tell him JZ says hello.
7/1/2008 3:39:33 PM
Don't worry.....it only hurts the first time!
Besides....everybody is doing it!
Where have I heard this before????LOL!!!!
Desmond- Yes, he has been among the missing.
4 hours 'til blast off.
7/1/2008 4:03:35 PM
He's away this week and starts a new job next Monday.
7/1/2008 4:25:21 PM
See, we care for each other here at LR's. Russ good to hear from you too. Haven't seen you around the piano bar in a while either.
7/1/2008 4:37:05 PM
Now that my eyes have stopped bleeding. Did all that happen??
7/2/2008 2:41:27 AM
Yes, Ellen. Yes, it did.
What an incredibly interesting night.
7/2/2008 7:27:56 AM
ummmm did we miss something when we left??
7/2/2008 7:35:48 AM
oh, yeah. yeah. Some good. Some not so good. I will email you.
7/2/2008 7:39:32 AM
Hey, I was there...fill me in too Jenn!
7/2/2008 7:50:05 AM
emails have been sent. For any others curious, we could see some chicks lungs. From the other way.
7/2/2008 7:56:35 AM
Jennifer stole the show last night, what is she talking about!!!
I think last night was definately a top 5 Piano Bar night.
LR Friend's list:
Dot
Paintcan (her husband Pat)
Charlotte
Ellen
Jennifer
Jennifer's Mom Sandy (Oh Sandy....)
Erin (who I can't believe came out and STAYED!)
Casey (newest LR member!)
Swanee and Judy!!
KENNY LEMIERE with his daughter!! (you should have seen HIS performance!)
I think Jennifer is referring to our table dancer much later in the evening. A little "Too Much Information" if you know what I mean. Then there was the "fashionably challenged" gal in the black and white plaid skirt with fishnets and white boots. Her "performance" made a Thursday night at the Old Court with CMMR look like an episode of Romper Room.
Other than that...........it was awesome!!!!
Thank you to all. My apologies if I missed anyone.
Here's to next week!!!!
- JZ
7/2/2008 8:04:34 AM
Ooops.......CMRR I meant.
7/2/2008 8:06:03 AM
And then JZ tried to sell me to an old greek guy.
I hope you didn't get a talking to because of that chick's table "dance". That had to have been one of the dirtiest table dances I have witnessed. Chris, Ellen and I averted our eyes.
7/2/2008 8:10:02 AM
Oh, well I just looking out for ya SS (Scorpio Sister)!
Marry the old one, and mess around with the young one. It's actually approved of in the old country. There may even be an ancient law still in place.
7/2/2008 8:14:06 AM
The main issue with that is that at some point you also have to fool around with the old one.
7/2/2008 8:30:04 AM
I think just on birthday's and name days..........except Easter, very bad to mess around on Easter.
7/2/2008 8:31:57 AM
Really??? because at Easter all the men in my family say eating the lamb's balls puts lead in your pencil. What's the use of that if you can't use it?
7/2/2008 8:34:11 AM
By the way Swanee, tell Judy I was serious about her "family discount". I'm gonna see my kinfolk on Friday and see if I still have some merit in the "family business".
What's Judy's last name?
7/2/2008 8:34:29 AM
wow
I had so much fun
my apologies to all (I had 3 too many mai tias)
we left just as the chick was climbing on the piano
so I don't know what happened
7/2/2008 8:34:37 AM
Well Ken.
Put it this way.
What's the LAST think you would have wanted that chick to ever do, given any situation.
Besides speak.
7/2/2008 8:36:25 AM
did she expose her breastasaz ?
7/2/2008 8:38:24 AM
(BUZZZZZZZZZZ)
One strike, try again.
7/2/2008 8:39:13 AM
did she expose her poingent unexplainable s?
7/2/2008 8:40:03 AM
Unexplainable pretty much covers it (no pun intended).
But hey, she was a happy person. Maybe Dave and I brought some sunshine to her dark day and she just wanted to let her hair down for one night (again, no pun intended).
7/2/2008 8:42:34 AM
*nauseous*
Thanks for the email Jen. lol
JZ if you skip our requests again we're never showing up at a piano night.
7/2/2008 8:48:53 AM
HEY!
I did two out of three, that's no fair!
Some don't even get their requests. I bumped you gals' requests sheets to the top of the list!
7/2/2008 8:50:39 AM
"Sexual Healing" was NOT going to happen (and yet ANOTHER unintended pun). I have to much respect for Marvin Gaye to demolish that tune.
7/2/2008 8:51:44 AM
Jim, maybe I had one too many Zombies (hell, I always do) but I don't recall her telling me about the above discussion. Of course I'll mention it later today and she'll say "we talked about that on the drive home!" and I'll have to say "Oh yeah! now I remember!"
Her last name is Angotti.
7/2/2008 8:56:31 AM
Oh, nothing secretive. She moved into her new place and I referred her to a relative who does cabinets, carpets, paint, etc..
7/2/2008 8:58:45 AM
Oh yeah, we did have the conversation!
Her new place is nice, huge and North...
Nice Walken impression Jimmy, it was pretty darn good.
7/2/2008 9:02:19 AM
I am sorry I missed all the action ;-)
7/2/2008 9:03:01 AM
Hey..........thanks...........Mike..............al... to ..........see..........you.......out...........but... he scares me!
7/2/2008 9:03:52 AM
AHHHH!!!!
It just hit me Marc, I swear it just hit me!!!
A very Lean and Mean Marc Smith was there last night also!!!
DAMN YOU, I was just about to post that I forgot to mention you.........!!!
Thanks for coming out man, you look great!
7/2/2008 9:08:51 AM
I was wearin black and sitting in the dark so's not to get noticed ;-)
7/2/2008 9:15:40 AM
You got too thin, no one could see you!
7/2/2008 9:18:16 AM
Not yet, but I'm gettin there. I'll hafta bring the acoustic to a tuesday night sometime soon.
7/2/2008 9:19:08 AM
swannee
I don't have your email address
what is it?
7/2/2008 9:25:13 AM
swansonm@bc.edu
good seeing you last night Ken!
7/2/2008 9:25:49 AM
Mike was tipsy!
7/2/2008 9:48:31 AM
I planned to be there, but then Daddy Daycare took its toll and I fell asleep at 10:00!!!!! Me!!!! at Ten!?!?!?!?!
7/2/2008 10:02:18 AM
Ya think? I totally underestimate the hypnotic power of polynesian drinks...
7/2/2008 10:28:13 AM
Hope you can make it past 10 on your gig on Thursday Carl.....
7/2/2008 10:34:50 AM
I have two days off starting now from exclusive Daddy Daycare, so I should be fine!
7/2/2008 10:37:53 AM
One word for ya.....REDLINE!!
You can babysit for hours, do a gig, and paint the garage without a single yawn!
7/2/2008 10:41:45 AM
And speaking of cowbell ( I was just at the Ayotte Bros. thread).....I failed to mention the amazing percussion section we had last night during "Girl from Ipanema".
Dot nailed the straight eighths on tambourine, and I quickly showed Charlotte how to play a 3/2 clave on the cowbell. Neither one of them missed a beat. Dave moved over to bongos, and we had a Latin breakdown, it was Awesome!!! It was actually the most thrilling part of the night!
Great job girls!
7/2/2008 10:50:38 AM
That kinda like, but not really Alicia Silverstone chick was something else. I never thought she was going to put her shirt down. To quote JZ, "I've seen some things..."
Jennifer-It was great talking to you. I want to be part of your coalition. You and I think very much alike.
7/2/2008 10:52:35 AM
She was Alicia Silverstone and Amy Winehouse smashed together with Courtney Love and Marcia Brady coupled with Beverly D'Angelo and "Warren" from "Something about Mary".
7/2/2008 11:03:11 AM
ROFLMAO!!!!!
She did have nice TaTas.
7/2/2008 11:06:45 AM
Ellen - Consider yourself a full fledged member of the Coalition Against Public Displays of Sweatpants. We stand in front of malls and throw Banana Republic catalogues at offenders every third Sunday.
7/2/2008 11:16:16 AM
fabulous!!!
7/2/2008 11:32:23 AM
next time jim, charlotte and i will bring ALL of our percussion instruments. why limit to tambourine and cowbell?? we have Maracas, Cabaça, rattles!!
1, 2, 3!!
1,2,3,4!!!
7/2/2008 11:46:36 AM
Thanks to Ellen's amazingly graphic description of last night's event(s), I feel like I was there. I'm just not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Actually, the fact that i am having a recurring visual of something I never actually witnessed (kind of like a nightmare) is probably a bad thing.
MAKE IT STOP!!!!
7/2/2008 12:03:54 PM
I have to say that last night was beyound interesting to say the least..... But an incredible night of fun none the less- JZ I saw that look on your face during the infamous piano dance, then I saw AL and all I could think of was "this chick better not mess up our TUesdays!" -- how selfish is that!!! Ans I almost s**t purple twinkies when Kenny walked in the door-- great to see you again Kenny-- and dont worry-- I understand the MAI TAI thing!!! MY only complaint is that last night went by WAY too fast ( as it always does ) and now I have to wait 6 whole days until the next one-- our pre Bon Jovi blowout!! And thanks for the cowbell compliment-- that thing is really hard to play!!! UNITL next time...................
7/2/2008 12:11:42 PM
Is it a good thing to sh*t purple twinkies? I'm not sure I'd enjoy that...
7/2/2008 12:14:14 PM
the visual of charlotte shitting purple twinkies is priceless
:^)
7/2/2008 12:37:00 PM
I never heard that in my life, and I love it!
7/2/2008 1:05:28 PM
But the real question is, do purple twinkies have the same shelf life as the yellow ones?
7/2/2008 1:06:04 PM
Rush- Just when you think you know someone. $hi!tting purple twinkies is one of her many talents. I have secrets..... We'll talk soon!!!
7/2/2008 1:07:24 PM
Looks like we missed some of the purple twinkie sh!ttin goodness after we left.
7/2/2008 1:23:06 PM
sounds somewhat appetizing
7/2/2008 1:23:52 PM
Those drinks kick major league a$$.
Seriously.
7/2/2008 1:33:39 PM
I knew it. I should have put a copyright on that phrase. Damn it. I said it once to Charlotte and its her new favorite saying.
Swanee--How is the key??? Was it you or Judy that bought me the drink? Thank you!! I completely forgot to say it.
7/2/2008 2:12:54 PM
I think Charl has video of last night's events.
7/2/2008 2:14:27 PM
It was her Ellen, I'm pretty sure I was too glassy eyed to pay the tab!
That key is awesome! Now I have two keys to her place...
7/2/2008 2:44:26 PM
I got WET last night at Jimmy Z piano bar ...
WOW what a tee shirt that would be.....
Hey .. JZ remember this was my idea ...I posted it LOL
Senor
7/2/2008 9:53:59 PM
I like it!
7/2/2008 10:17:53 PM
I'll start working on the t-shirts. I think the next set of Piano Bar t-shirts should be in white.
7/3/2008 12:03:31 AM
How about "I winged it at Jimmy Z's Piano Bar!"
I mean we ARE at a Chinese Restaurant after all!
7/3/2008 12:08:05 AM
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