Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad.........
It's HOT FOR TEACHER NIGHT AT THE HALUWA IN NASHUA!!!
Piano Bar Tuesday is having our first theme night.
In the past, many our Nashua's finest teachers have frequented our little Tuesday night soiree's, and when their school calendar allowed it, they always came back. Well, their summer session begins Wednesday June 18th, so we are helping them kick off their much deserved vacation on Tuesday Night. In fact, if there are any school teachers on this site who want to come participate in "Hot for Teacher Night", then by all means please attend.
Green and Black plaid skirts are definately recommended. And women can dress how ever they want too.
Come up with a school related song for us to perform and we'll buy a Trapper Keeper in September!
See you there!!!!!
8 - 11 at The Haluwa
6/15/2008 1:19:09 PM
And pardon my careless grammar and spelling on that post.
Maybe the English teachers can help me with my dangling participles.......
6/15/2008 1:21:52 PM
I think maybe you should see your doctor about those dangling participles... they have ointment for that now.
6/15/2008 1:26:11 PM
And it's BYOO (bring your own ointment) night on Tuesday June 17th at the Haluwa in Nashua from 8 - 11!
6/15/2008 1:57:14 PM
wow, Jim~~I'm impressed with the cleverly disguised "countdown" thread!! (dangling whatchamacallits and all)
6/15/2008 6:05:11 PM
The countdowns are becoming blaise'. Use words like "Hot", "Teacher" and "Dangling" and people get interested!
6/15/2008 6:14:00 PM
if I use those words in one sentence, about you, this thread will be x rated. ( i can't help it, sometimes my mind lives in the gutter)
6/15/2008 6:35:47 PM
Nothing wrong with "X" rating. I always thought of you as a "10"!
6/15/2008 6:46:23 PM
???? 10 out of 100? anyway, i was referring to you and the teachers, etc, etc. : )
6/15/2008 6:52:00 PM
I wasn't agressive enough to become a real teacher, so I figure if I immerse myself with the likes of Dot and crew, I'll be the academic I always wished!
6/15/2008 6:53:16 PM
ah yes, intellectual reasons...THAT's why you have a liking for the teachers of Nashua... ; )
6/15/2008 6:54:56 PM
Can't wait!!! I'll be there after baseball. Save my seat!!!
6/16/2008 12:12:57 AM
I'm pissed!
The Celtics just blew it, and of course game 6 is Tuesday night.
Folks, lend me your ears.
I'll make it easy for you.
The Celtics are going to win on Tuesday. There'll be alot of 3 pointers, even on a fast break, a few dunks that could have been layups, and if you can read lips, you'll see alot of F-bombs from the players. They should have won tonight, but Garnett missed 2 crucial free throws, which they do a lot because they're always concentrating on hitting 3 pointers, dunks, and saying the F-word.
So there you go. Game is over, Celts take Championship #17.
See you all Tuesday night!!!
6/16/2008 12:25:09 AM
And if you don't believe Jimmy Z ...Come on down to the Haluwa and watch the game and listen to Piano bar...
we will be broadcasting the game over the PA....
and singing tunes on every commercial I swear!!!!
We will be celebrating the Big Win....
yeah thats it ....the big Celtics win celebration ..At the Haluwa on Tuesday night!!!!!!
Every $10.00 tip in the piano bar jar gets a free drink!!!
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Senor
6/16/2008 12:48:32 AM
only one more day!!!!!
then
SCHOOL'S OUT FOR THE SUMMER!!!
6/16/2008 7:28:49 AM
"Schools Out"
"Summertime Blues"
"My Old School" (I hope Captain Morgan comes)
"Vacation" (Need a chick to sing this one)
"Sealed with a kiss"
"Don't Stand so Close to me"
"Teacher, Teacher" (Ha, remember John Parr?)
"Hot for Teacher"
Any other school/summer/vacation songs?
6/16/2008 9:07:06 AM
I thought teacher teacher was 38 special
John Parr was naughty naughty?
6/16/2008 9:13:37 AM
Y & T Summertime Girls
6/16/2008 9:14:07 AM
Girl School-Britny Fox
6/16/2008 9:15:14 AM
Holy Shite, my bad Chippa!!
I totally crossed the streams on that one.
6/16/2008 9:16:51 AM
You got it bad for man-pieces.
6/16/2008 9:25:46 AM
summer wind
down by the sea
saturday in the park
boys of summer
hot child in the city (for big daddy!!)
centerfield
6/16/2008 10:22:08 AM
Under The Boardwalk?
6/16/2008 10:27:04 AM
summer (by war)
little red corvette
6/16/2008 10:29:25 AM
Centerfold- J.Geils Band
6/16/2008 10:48:19 AM
Holy Crud...!!!!
Just THINKING about that song "Naughty Naughty" brought me back to High School - I remember the video:
youtube.com/watch?v=pqeisynmb...Okay ... after seeing it again... I think it was better left to a "good memory".
6/16/2008 10:50:45 AM
I've had hot for teacher stuck in my head ALL day bc of this thread. You suck Zaroulis.
6/16/2008 11:56:06 AM
Bumping this for tomorrow night--- Hey JZ-- what about a little Schoolhouse Rock-- " conjunction conjunction whats your function" " Im just a bill, yes Im only a bill" etc.... OR the theme from Welcome Back Kotter complete with the "ooh ooh ooh" raising hand gestures from "Horshack" -- boy am I showing my age here!!! Wherever the night may take us its sure to be a rockin great time---- now on to find a plaid skirt and blazer................
6/16/2008 12:27:24 PM
Schoolhouse Rock!!
I'm getting on it right now!
And Erin, just because you're enamored with your pastry instructor don't take it out on me.................
6/16/2008 2:35:14 PM
Adult Education-Hall & Oates
6/16/2008 2:54:02 PM
It went down, now its back up!!!!
^^^^
6/16/2008 5:32:57 PM
I am SOOOOO not gonna touch that one Ellen!!!
Too easy!
6/16/2008 8:17:25 PM
Come on, touch it. You know you want to..LOL!!! ;)
6/16/2008 10:00:18 PM
only 11 more hours!!
the countdown begins!!
and only 4 more hours until SUMMER VACATION!!!
6/17/2008 8:43:40 AM
D-O-T!!!!!!!!!! Can you show a little enthusiasm?
Can't wait! Is Charlotte coming to get you? I won't be there until after Noah's baseball game. 9:30ish.
Tuesday mid-morning BUMP!!!!!!
6/17/2008 9:35:35 AM
Exactly when is mid - morning?
If the morning actually starts at 12 a.m. and noon time starts at 12 p.m. seems at mid morning should be around 6 a.m.
And what's the youngest you can be to die of old age?
If Iowa and Nebraska are considred the Mid-West, why is Iran, Iraq and Pakistan considered the Middle East? I checked a map and Middle East should definately be around Kentucky, and West Virginia.
6/17/2008 10:23:21 AM
And if Fred Flinstone knew that that big rack of ribs was going to tip his car over, why did he order them EVERY WEEK??
I hope all these questions will be answered..........TONIGHT with The Hot for Teachers!!!! at The Haluwa from 8 - 11!!!
6/17/2008 10:25:09 AM
..and why is it called brunch, couldn't we call it lunkfest?
6/17/2008 10:25:53 AM
Why do boxtops say "Open Here"? Cant we at least wait till we get home? I'll bet Dave can answer all these questions tonight.
6/17/2008 10:28:24 AM
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
6/17/2008 10:30:51 AM
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
6/17/2008 10:31:13 AM
Why is it called "after dark" when it is really after light?
6/17/2008 10:33:00 AM
If you wanted your funeral at night, would everyone turn their headlights off?
Piano Bar is neither a Piano nor a Bar.........discuss.
6/17/2008 10:43:59 AM
Why do I say "I'm going to work" when that's the only thing I don't do when I'm here?
6/17/2008 10:47:34 AM
And why do we "Take" a leak?
Aren't we "Leaving" a leak?
6/17/2008 10:49:02 AM
So when you're happy (Hurray!) or sad (Aw!)
Or frightened (Eeeeeek!) or mad (Rats!)
Or excited (Wow!) or glad (Hey!)
An interjection starts a sentence right.
Schoolhouse Rock......30+ years later and I can still remember it.. ! Unbelievable. LOL
6/17/2008 11:48:13 AM
Why does my nose run and my feet smell?
6/17/2008 11:51:57 AM
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
6/17/2008 11:59:21 AM
Yeah and why do they call it "possession with intent to distribute"?
I can easily do four grams of coke in a night
6/17/2008 12:01:52 PM
So many questions to be answered tonight-- will there be any time for music??? Just kidding!!! Im driving Dot tonight folks-- so watch out--- Its about time she gets her turn to let loose LOL! Not much time left until these and other questions in the universe will be answered at Jimmy Zs piano bar -- speaking of pianos -- why do they call it "tickeling the ivories"?? Dont the black keys feel left out? ( a lame try I know, but I couldnt come up with a more intellectual question-- Im NOT a teacher) SEE YA ALL TONIGHT!!!!
6/17/2008 12:29:47 PM
is it ketchup or catsup?
6/17/2008 2:40:47 PM
Actually Charlotte, you're right......
"It's the MAN'S fault. I'm talking about the same man who tinkles the IVORIES. Why do my ebony brothers always get left out? Wussup with dat? The MAN always teaches kids songs with da white keys, and says that the BLACK keys are too hard. You gots ta have dem ebonies too mutha f***ers!! It's the MAN'S fault, the MAN!!".
6/17/2008 2:43:57 PM
Obama '08!!!
6/17/2008 2:44:33 PM
MORE COWBELL!!!
6/17/2008 2:46:40 PM
Who tinkles on the ivories?
I'm gonna try to make it up there tonight.
6/17/2008 3:40:10 PM
One last bump for tonight--- 3 1/2 hours to go... time to get ready and go and get Miss Dot!!!! wooo hoooo!!!!!!!!
6/17/2008 4:20:58 PM
My mom said JZ was wild last night.
6/18/2008 11:42:38 AM
There's probably a freudian slip in that post that I'm not going to touch.
Last night was pretty wild, and I have our friends to thank!
Ellen
Charlotte
Jen's Mom (she's an honorary LR'er )
Sally and the Mr.
And of course....our #1 supporter and bestest friend. DOT CLARE!!! (Paintcan66 is ok too....)
Dot if it weren't for you, Dave and I would be .......pretty much doing what we're doing now....but to no one!!
We love you kid!!!
If I forgot anyone else.........oh yeah, Matt Feathers was there early but his house arrest only allows him out until sundown, and El Kapitdan de Moragano made an appearance too. I think he's still waiting for me to show up at the Granite Tiki Lounge........sorry man, the booth at Denny's was much more comfortable.
Every Tuesday Night!!!
Haluwa
8 - 11
CC........I forgot about CC she was there too and sang a sultry version of "Conjunction Junction".
Ok, things are coming back to me in reverse order so I may be back on this thread thanking more people as my memory becomes de-goosed.
6/18/2008 11:50:41 AM
my head hurts
6/18/2008 11:59:23 AM
So sorry to hear about your head Carl... Im telling ya --- those MaiTais really DO pack a punch!!! A great time was had by all as usual-- and to top it all off---THE CELTICS WON!!!! Yipee!!! Only six more days until we can do it again--- you are all gonna have to keep me sane next week as I was just informed that Im gonna have to send my teenage daughter on her trip to Atlanta two days earlier than I had originally thought---UGH--- Im gonna need lots and lots of valium next week!!!! Hope to see you all next week when the theme will be--- "Keep CHarlotte from cracking up!!!"""
6/18/2008 12:55:45 PM
My head hurts, but not from alcohol. Lack of sleep!
Remind me to never ever stand in front of Carl. He was nicer to me when I was dark and bitter :)
6/18/2008 1:10:13 PM
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