Barbie The Stylist
Barbie...........Fucking wow!!!!!!!! Folks.... Get your hair done by her and you will be very pleased. I'm officially on the "blowing sunshine up Barbie's skirt" bandwagon...... Also Barb....You gotta tell me what products you used before you shipped me home. I love it.
5/16/2008 2:07:46 PM
Maybe you can put them in your man-purse....
5/16/2008 2:18:55 PM
I think he shaves his coin purse.
5/16/2008 2:21:23 PM
Big Daddy, come over and see my baby damnit!
5/16/2008 2:21:47 PM
Is this why Barb wasn't around to Gabbly or AIM today?
She was doing YOUR hair Matt?!?!?!
5/16/2008 2:24:02 PM
Blow me lover.
5/16/2008 2:27:13 PM
Yup she was doing me.
5/16/2008 2:27:38 PM
Only if you promise to do that thing you do to my prostate afterwards
I do need to get over there and see the babe--I still can't believe I haven't gotten there yet
5/16/2008 2:28:37 PM
You called my bluff...........I'm grossed out now.
5/16/2008 2:29:35 PM
We're here Big Daddy, she just puked on me.
5/16/2008 2:37:11 PM
Stop talking dirty on my thread, dammit.
Thanks Matt, we had a GREAT time with you in the salon this morning, the ladies all loved you!
It's Thermafuse Straightening and Smoothing somethingorother.
I'll get the exact name for you tomorrow.
Thanks again, it was a pleasure.
5/16/2008 2:50:49 PM
I am so glad you talked me into going with the mowhawk.
5/16/2008 4:00:42 PM
But seriously........I never knew I could style my hair in this fashion.........It's very hip. The highlights are bitchin!!!!
5/16/2008 4:02:17 PM
see...SEE???
Yeah she rocks AND we usually go for beers after, now how cool is that?
You're a handsome fella in a non-mancrush kinda way Matty, I bet you look like a million bucks.
5/16/2008 4:35:18 PM
Thanks Mike ..........a million bucks is right. See you later my lovechild.
5/16/2008 4:38:47 PM
Told ya' so!!!
5/16/2008 4:41:26 PM
Hey Carl............My secret is.....I just went in and said "I wanna look like carl Johnson".. lol
5/16/2008 4:50:49 PM
Nice!!! She gives a heckuva' bikini wax too!!!
5/16/2008 5:00:01 PM
My sister DOES rock! The official hairdresser for LR!
Matt, just think, she actually improved perfection! You dawg! lol
5/17/2008 12:17:26 AM
Add me to the Barbie K fan club!
Barbie, my wife loves the new 'do. She says it's like having a new husband. Sorry about the big pile of hair on the floor.
Nicely done m'lady. I'll be back.
Dan
5/17/2008 3:14:50 PM
"the ladies all loved you!"
All the ladies love Fabio.
5/17/2008 4:58:14 PM
They were still talking about Matt today. ;-)
5/17/2008 5:34:39 PM
And thanks Dan! That was a mighty pile of hair. Glad the boss approves!
hehe
5/17/2008 5:35:43 PM
Mum says you saw the bike today - isn't it FREEKING awesome?!?!
5/17/2008 7:12:41 PM
Mama's motorcycle is the friggin coolest thing I've ever seen and she looks smokin' hot on it!
5/17/2008 7:26:49 PM
I had two other LRer's in this week as well, it was great to meet Scott from Acme Music Trio and as always, a pleasure to see the fabulous Jen Kearney. You guys make me love my job. ;-)
5/18/2008 7:19:24 AM
I'm loving the new do Barbie! Thanks,as always. I'm a long time fan!
5/18/2008 8:55:12 AM
Of course they were Barbie.
5/18/2008 10:06:21 AM
I wish I had enough hair left to get in on all this fun!
:-(
5/18/2008 10:20:56 AM
I'm gonna do Bosley soon I think.
5/18/2008 10:26:40 AM
I'd love to go see Dr. Bosley! I used to watch those commercials and wish I had enough cash.
He's an artist! Re-drawing the hairline in a natural manner. THEN, I'd be able to go see Barb, until then...flowbie.
5/18/2008 10:31:08 AM
Although you don't see him personally. You probably get some generic plastic surgeon and wake up with your hairline down to your eyebrows.
5/18/2008 10:33:23 AM
I'd insist on Bosley, Bosley or Bust!
5/18/2008 10:34:28 AM
You'll need a different plastic surgeon for your bust.
5/18/2008 11:09:25 AM
Not if I want it hairy!!
5/18/2008 11:31:31 AM
you may have more keeler pedals fetters, but i have more barbie haircuts!
5/18/2008 3:44:29 PM
can barbie do a flattop, or is she more about teh rock star hair?
5/18/2008 4:15:45 PM
I can fake a flatop, but if you're used to a barber cut, that's a whole 'nother animal.
5/18/2008 4:17:14 PM
I think I have you allllllll beat hehehehe!!!
5/18/2008 4:19:37 PM
she does a mean high top fade... personally im holding out for the spiral perm.
5/18/2008 4:20:51 PM
Carl, not everyone wants a bikini wax.
5/18/2008 4:24:00 PM
Smooooth as a baby's bottom til august now, gotta love it! Heehee
5/18/2008 4:34:33 PM
put the info up again so we can contact barbie for a New Do!!
5/18/2008 6:00:42 PM
I'm gettng grayer by the day....BarbieK, can you help?
5/18/2008 6:17:59 PM
Hey, this thread is sure shaping-up nicely!
I'm giving serious thought to giving-up music and taking-up hairstyling.... :-)
Or maybe I could combine hairstyling with music somewhat like "Sweeney Todd". Wait......I got it!!! A modern, rock-opera spin-off of Sweeney Todd. I'll call it "Swanee Todd, The Bass Guitarist Of Seville"!
And JZ, I'm afraid that it's the ole "Grecian Formula" for you.
And me? I'll just have to settle for a "Cyborg Sperling" weave.
Maybe I can cut costs by having the job done with tufts of Barbie Doll hair (no pun intended Barb!).
5/18/2008 7:05:03 PM
JZ...of course I can help! Come see me.
Dot, here's the info:
J. Christopher Haircutters
65 Park Street
Andover, Ma.
978-475-4884
5/18/2008 9:12:47 PM
...and the woman makes a fine batch of chili to boot!!!
5/19/2008 7:10:19 AM
Barbie, do you send ALL you clients home with chili???? She makes a mean hot cocoa with Bailey's too. mmm mmm mmm chili and chocolate. =)
5/19/2008 8:20:07 AM
The truth is that I am incapable of making a small batch of chili, so I share! Sometimes there's even cornbread...
5/19/2008 8:32:24 AM
It may have been asked before Barbie-but what days/nights do you work? The last time I saw you was at the other place. . .
5/19/2008 8:48:15 AM
wed night fri/sat day..... I think.... lol
5/19/2008 8:50:27 AM
Wed nights, Friday days, and Saturdays. ;-)
5/19/2008 8:50:29 AM
Ya know Barb...........people that don't know I got a cut and color haven't even said anything or maybe not noticed. I guess that's good right? Cause it's usually bad when people notice.
5/19/2008 1:13:29 PM
They're just blinded by your smile, Matt. The hair is secondary. ;-)
I don't know if it's good or bad if people aren't saying anything...depends on what kind of response you're looking for and how drastic a change you had in mind...but overall, it's probably good that people aren't pointing at you and yelling Oh my God you changed your hair!! hehe
5/19/2008 1:27:53 PM
I just haven't seen him yet!
5/19/2008 1:35:32 PM
You can't miss him, he looks like the old Matt only better.
5/19/2008 1:37:39 PM
I have a renewed vigor for life. I feel like my pencil is full of lead and I can't wait to write some letters.
5/19/2008 1:51:17 PM
It's actually BECAUSE I saw Matt on Saturday night that I'm thinking of going to BarbieK.
(Pssst......don't tell anyone......he's older than me, but now he looks younger, can't have that.......)
5/19/2008 1:53:42 PM
It's all the growth hormones I take.
5/19/2008 1:55:17 PM
Can Viagra be considered a growth hormone?
If I inject it into my arms will I look like Greg Valentino?
"Ehhh, Ehhhh, I had to cut it dere, and dere....."
5/19/2008 1:57:17 PM
"eh...............you see dat there..............I gotta get dat fixed"
5/19/2008 1:59:29 PM
"eeehh..ehhh.....you know I was a small kid ya know, I was always da little guy, ehh...so you know..."
"Eeehh..ehh....you know it's an infeckshun, you know. I drop the needle on da floor, I pick it up, blow off the dust...eeh, eehh, den put it back in again, you know....eehh, eehhh."
5/19/2008 2:01:27 PM
Matt, this calls for a YouTube post.
5/19/2008 2:02:05 PM
If you inject it into your arm you're more apt to look like Greg Louganis.
5/19/2008 2:02:44 PM
Ooooooh.......ouch man, very ouch!
If you inject anything dirty into your arm your apt to end UP like Greg Louganis.......
5/19/2008 2:03:53 PM
He was jacked in 1984 though.
He was in good shape too.........Doh.........ouch again!!!
5/19/2008 2:04:26 PM
post it
5/19/2008 2:05:20 PM
just funnin'
5/19/2008 2:06:14 PM
i couldn't belive that things got worse for that dude either.
but they did.
5/19/2008 11:45:02 PM
i went to barbie wednesday....
i am a ROCK STAR now!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
my hair is so bouncy and all shiny!!
my students were all, like WOW!!!
barbie is THE BEST!!!
6/5/2008 3:01:19 PM
Thank you so much for the kind words, Dot! It was my pleasure. xo
6/5/2008 3:39:38 PM
Barb is a great stylist.... I wanna keep getting cuts but I'd have no hair left........I guess I'll have to give it time in between.
6/5/2008 3:52:49 PM
You can come visit any time, Matthew!
6/5/2008 3:54:38 PM
I love my Kevin Murphy products.
6/5/2008 4:09:54 PM
I'm a huge fan of product.
6/5/2008 4:10:30 PM
You just love some dude named Kevin.....
6/5/2008 10:33:00 PM
Oh, Barbie, I need schedule.
email me at jimzaroulis@comcast.net.
This is the week!
6/5/2008 10:33:27 PM
WTG!
YGM.
6/6/2008 7:14:12 AM
Barb... you have a personal email...?
Specifically, for me to email you. If you don't want to publish it here, here's mine:
scott (a) scottfinlayson (dot) com
6/6/2008 8:50:03 AM
MissBlynn at aol dot com
6/6/2008 9:04:29 AM
BTW Barbarella -
my new layers are fun..... my waves have gone bonkers and I love it. lol - you know me...
Also - I STILL F***ING love Rob's new 'do soooo much..... it's starting to disturb me. Everytime I see him I think 'aahhh so much BETTER'
6/6/2008 9:08:51 AM
Roberto looked very handsome with his new haircut, I must say. Thanks Erin!
6/6/2008 3:11:35 PM
I have now been fortunate enough to have fallen under the scissors of the great BarbieK... Stylist to the local rock stars!
I hope that means I'm finally a somebody?
Thanks Barbs! It feels good to lose a few feet off my mane!
6/29/2008 1:09:05 PM
You're welcome Al. My pleasure!
You can come hang here anytime, we enjoyed your company!
6/29/2008 2:10:11 PM
Could I get "dipped" at your place Barb?
6/29/2008 7:54:36 PM
Like, a flea dip?
6/29/2008 8:07:05 PM
I love Barbie.......but only as a hair stylist.
6/29/2008 8:24:37 PM
Paul.............go get the fingernail scissors.
6/29/2008 8:32:57 PM
Hey Matt,
You mean "Go get your shine box"?
What's your e-mail addy? I got a present for you. Seriously.
6/29/2008 8:36:47 PM
Yes Barb.
6/29/2008 8:37:49 PM
BARB!!!!!!!!!!! email me or check your myspace
6/30/2008 10:21:11 PM
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